Wooden Pulpit

A Pulpit is the perfect wooden podium for you to speak from .
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Otherwise known in your realm as: Podium, lectern, lecturn, pulpit, speech display, harbinger of knowledge.
At our weekly meeting of the Phorgotten Vampires of the New wOrLd order, it had been getting harder and harder for everyone to pay attention to the discord and self-loathing coming from whoever was speaking. So I bought a pulpit using some mortal money. Phrozen Sorrow and Raziel heavily disagreed, but I as head magistrate am allowed to spend all the money we get from our allowances. Each week everyone pays less attention to the person speaking since they are too busy brooding in the corner (We turned my parents garage into a hexagon so that we can each get our own corner), when the whole point is to listen to our poems about how pointless life is and how much pain we’re going through. This wooden pulpit is perfect. It’s shaped like a coffin and I got even though I got it cheap, it is made of quality material. As soon as Raven, Azrael, and Loki arrived and agreed with the purchase, Sorrow and Raziel quieted down. As Raven began his soliloquy about how he missed Cold Winter (she had been invited to join cheerleading and stopped hanging out with us), He looked amazing with his dark eye-liner, black tatter shirt, and most importantly, speaking behind a coffin!
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