Friday, October 17, 2008

Magical Easel to save your House.



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SKU: FCBD85MG

This Easel has an erasable surface for use with wet erase and liquid chalk markers. Also Telepathic powers.

Also known as: a-frame board, sandwich sign, sandwich board, menu sign, a-frame sign, wet erase easel

I had an intuition that my business wasn’t performing as well as it could, so I bought an Easel. In these hard economic times, some people no longer feel they can spend money on a psychic. I believe this is a terrible idea, and felt that if I could just advertise better I may be able to draw customers in. After consulting an oracle, I visited Easels.US.com and found this wonderful easel. Unlike most of the other easels on their site, this particular one is double-sided, allowing for maximum exposure, just like when I get into your head. The erasable surface allows me to promote different specials, easily changing with a simple wipe of a damp cloth. I do this all with my mind of course. At night when people saunter by my business/apartment, they can’t help but stare at the easel and its bright neon markers. The beautiful mahogany frame really makes it stand out during the day, drawing in all the broken hearted souls off the street, hoping I can help them through their sorrow. I gladly take their money and help. And take their money. Hopefully more people start to rely on actual superhuman abilities like my psychic powers instead of such absurd things as facts.

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