Enclosed Cork Board to Take Over World

This enclosed cork board has been recruited!
May also be known as: cork board, tack board, bulletin board, announcement board
Clearly there is more than meets the eye when it comes to this enclosed cork board. Do you remember how, about a month ago, I let you know about the business card holder’s attempts at achieving world domination? Well I just recently found out, from Winston, that they’ve now recruited cork boards to help win their battle. You see people were starting to understand that if they simply keep their business card holder full of business cards, they would be too weighed down to strike. As a result, they’ve taken to finding minions to do their dirty work. Cork boards are just 1 of many recruited.
This particular enclosed cork board is the leader of the pack. With its swing-open door it has taken charge over the other cork boards, giving orders and distributing tasks. It even has a self-healing cork surface, making it almost impossible to injure. It’s like the Wolverine of cork boards! Not to mention the enclosed bulletin board’s locking capabilities. If you don’t have the key, your important flyers and announcements will be locked up for good. And you cannot shatter the front panel either; it’s made from acrylic!
So what do we do to protect ourselves from this oak-framed tack board? To be honest, I’m not quite sure. Winston is working on finding out its weaknesses, but until that information is determined, our best bet is to keep all cork boards on display and in use. Keep your keys in a secure location and use the enclosed cork board to showcase upcoming events and informational signs. Maybe if we keep them busy, they won’t be able to fight. If we find out any more information, we will let you know…
Dimensions:
Case: 30" x 36" x 1-5/16"
Weight: 30 Lbs.
Bulletin boards need to be stopped...

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