My Apartment is Filled with Golden Oak Display Cases and Leather Bound Books
Make your luck with the ladies by filling your pad with golden oak display cases! They go crazy for that stuff.SKU: 685106
I know what you're thinking 'How is a bunch of display cases suppose to do all that?' Well take it from me, Ron, on just how to make your night and bachelor-pad-a-reno the best thing since scotch. First step, hop on over to Displayscabinets.us.com and buy your self a whole boat load of these snazzy golden oak display cases. The more the better. Then, set your place up, clean yourself up, and don your brightest, best polyester 3 piece suit. Next, lay out a wheel of cheese, maybe muenster or an aged brie and some port wine. Now we're cooking on a gas grill. Last call over that girl who's number you got at Sea World (Note: all women love dolphins).
Once shes over take her coat and offer her some port. When she mentions the seven display cases you have set up in your living room, play coy. "Oh those...I just like to be surrounded by beauty". Then LAY-IT-ON. You want to impress this lucky lady, tell her about the Dentil molding and reeded side columns. Or how about the "no-tip" base that allows the displays cases to be hung up or placed on a mantel or counter. You know because you're always remodeling. Not to mention the four adjustable glass shelves for you expensive collectors Elvis busts and your buffalo nickle collection.
So go in peace friend and never forget where you learned this vital piece of information from. Your BFFL Ronny B.
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