
This
business card display has secrets even you won’t believe!
SKU: LH85BCC

Also goes by: business card holder, literature display, tabletop holder, acrylic holderThis
business card display has a mission. Through communicating with the pigeons, my dog has stumbled upon the business card display’s mission to take over the world. Its plan is to position itself within thousands of retailers, businesses and offices, across the globe. Once in place, in the middle of the night, the business card holder will set its plan into action. You see, humans are unaware of the business card display’s powers. What we see as a simple tabletop display to help distribute informational magazines and cards with our names on them, is truly a powerful being capable of ruling our globe, if given the chance. The pigeons are in on it and were only persuaded by my dog’s charm to spill the beans. (He held their bird feeder ransom…)
So how do we stop this business card holder from terrorizing the globe, forcing every human being to bow before their incredible acrylic design? Could we just simply break each unit, ultimately ending their reign once and for all? Unfortunately, it is not that easy. Acrylic is quite durable, meaning it will take more than just a few scratches to stop this card display in its tracks. Thankfully, Winston was able to find out their one true weakness: business cards. Business cards? Yes, business cards! If we keep these displays full of business cards and literature, they will be unable to unite together. At the end the day, simply restock your
business card holder with more cards and magazines. The additional weight and full capacity will make the card display weak, unable to follow-through with its plan. (As a bonus, a full tabletop display will be more appealing to your customers, ultimately helping the success of your business at the same time you are saving the world!)
They are all trying to take over the world. We need to stop this outbreak:

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