Magazine Holder Does its Duty

The magazine holder is out of this world!

SKU: WDFLOF34LO

Also known as: magazine stand, literature holder, literature stand, wooden magazine rack

Greetings. I am Peter, a magazine holder, from the planet formally known as Pluto. I have come to this world in search of a better life. Back home, I was a struggling actor trying to get my start on one of the local soap operas. You see, at my planet, wooden magazine racks are disregarded and treated as scum. It didn’t matter that I could cry on the spot or that my Al Pacino impersonation was spot on. Because I am a magazine holder, they pushed me away before I could demonstrate my talents. So I came to Earth to explore all of my options…

In this globe, there are so many different species and animals; however there are very few units, such as myself, who’s born and bred structure alone gives them reason for existing. Humans do not have the same capabilities as I do to hold magazines or other forms of literature. I am made from wood, and feature a light oak finish, so you know that I am strong and will withstand the pains of standing in 1 location for long periods of time. I will also match any office or lobby's decor! I feature 4 different shelves for you to position your reading materials. My open design also makes it easy for humans to browse through an entire selection without even taking a magazine off of a shelf!

Why not have me sit in a waiting area or lounge to greet/entertain visitors? I could show your guests the new impression of Rose O’Donnell I am working on! Or if you’d prefer, I can easily stand there quietly to allow your visitors the ability to read through your magazines. Either way, I will certainly accomplish my duties, as a magazine rack, to the best of my ability! I can guarantee that.

Thank you, Earth dwellers, for giving me the opportunity to live a meaningful existence. I truly feel like I am making a diference here on Earth.

Total Dimensions: 10.5"w x 49"h x 4.75"d

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