
This human billboard was spotted at a trade show!
Sku: HPOPBP

Similar names: backpack banner, tradeshow advertisement, human POP, backpack banners, advertising banner, advertising flag
I recently attended a trade show in Sin City. It was pretty spectacular, but I guess that's to be expected. It's not called Sin City for nothing! I've been to a few trade shows before, but nothing prepared me for this one! It was an all day event, which is tiring to say the least. Once inside the trade show, there were these girls, wearing what looked like backpacks, with a banner attached. These girls were everywhere, and oddly enough they all seemed to look exactly the same! After walking around a good portion of the venue, I walked by a booth which happened to be the company selling these "human billboards", or so they called them. As the day wore on, and I started to get a little weary, the human billboard girls started to look like oompa-loompas. They were literally everywhere I turned. And they were handing out brochures, advertising the human billboard. After taking more than 10 just to be kind, I finally said to one of them, "I don't want one of your brochures ok?! I have some already, now leave me alone!" The girl just looked at me strangely and kept walking.
After the trade show was over, I was exhausted from walking for over 8 hours. I felt like I was starting to see things. I rushed back to my hotel, to try and get some rest before having to get on my flight home. As soon as my eyes closed, it began. Hundreds of human billboard oompa loompas all over the place, singing their song:
Human Billboard doompadee doo
I've got another billboard for you
Human Billboard doompadah dee
If you are wise you'll buy one from me
They began closing in on me. Their words brainwashing me. I tried scrambling away from them, desperately trying to wriggle away. Finally, I awoke on the plane ride home, with every passenger and flight attendant staring at me. I guess I must have been singing in my sleep.
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