Teardrop Banner in the effort to save a life

A Teardrop Banner calls attention to your products, sometimes even helping to save lives!

SKU: FLY592BN

Also Known as: Banner display, banner stand, outdoor banner, etc.

Teardrop Banner So there I was, dying of thirst on a desolate isle that reeked of the dank stench of defeat, which I tasted with each gasping breath. The barren beach was of no help, as I routinely passed out and laid baking in the sun during the hottest parts of the day. Website. I had no recollection of how I came upon this garish place, and prayed to any god that would listen that I would live. Off in the distance I saw the faint outline of what looked like flags. Major Category. A surge of adrenaline rushed through my aching body, forcing my mind to forgo the pain as I stood up and stumbled towards the flag in hopes of some rescue. As I got closer I heard the faint whispers of humanity, and the sign appeared to say Smirnoff.

“Ricky, where’ve you been man” asked an unfamiliar yet familiar voice.

“Hello? Stranger please help me, I’ve been stuck on this beach for days with no food or water” I asked with no clue as to where the voice came from.

“Dude what the hell are you talking about. I’m Johnny, you ran off last night with a bottle of vodka and passed out. It’s only been like 9 hours” Johnny stated like the jerk I was slowly remembering him to be.

“What the French toast? Why’s it seem like it’s been days?” I asked, searching around for something to drink.

“What am I, a doctor? Pull yourself together, you’re Mom is going to be here to pick us up soon, since we are of age and didn't drive in order to help prevent accidents.” Then Johnny started packing up things, commenting how we shouldn’t have camped underneath these giant Smirnoff signs, not when it was the only alcohol we had brought. Oh hindsight is fun.

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